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10 Important Questions Every ‘Thinking About Being a Mom’ Gal Should Ask

Please keep in mind… these are tongue-in-cheek; I have never and would never leave a child under my care unattended.

  1. Are you ready to give up ever sleeping again?  Is it wrong to plop your kid down in front of the Wiggles while you catch twenty Zzzzzz’s?
  2. Is there sex after pregnancy/birth?  How do you explain ‘weird sounds coming from your room’ when your kids ask?
  3. Can you crate a kid like you crate a dog?  I mean in reality, isn’t a crib a crate?
  4. How long can you leave your baby sleeping? Long enough for a quick 3 mile run or a workout at the gym?
  5. What happens when you have to go back to work?  And you don’t feel guilty?
  6. Are you financially prepared?  Will you save for a college fund or a therapy fund?
  7. How can you stop yourself from making it all about baby?  Is it wrong to create a little me – time?
  8. If you don’t believe in God or being a ‘Christian’, how do you explain Christmas to a child?  Is it wrong to just celebrate the commercialism of it all?
  9. What if your dog doesn’t like your kid?  Can you give your kid back?
  10. Can I still watch Sex and the City?